Friday, March 20, 2009

New Holiday

From now on, there will be a NEW holiday, one to celabrate the awesome monkeys. This holiday will be called Monkey Time. Monkey Time will be celabrated by worshiping moknkeys from the second Monday of July and goes on for a week.

If monkeys were to be exctinct

If monkeys were to die out:
The world would be int all out war
Chuck Norris would be weak
The Sun would be eaten by ants
And the universe would be bored and commit suicide.

Friday, January 23, 2009

scary, yet funny monkey picture (part 3)

this monkey had very very very very very very very bad hair day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

scary,yet funny monkey pictures (part 2)

now these monkeys have smocked and one of the monkeys bodys went terribly wrong. (Note: The scary, yet funny monkey picture segments were assisted by Garett P. Herzog)

Scary, yet funny monkey picture

here is a funny monkey picture (part 1)

Some howler monkey facts

Howler monkeys are omnivores, or animals that eat plants and meat. Howler monkeys often last 15 to 20 years in the wild and weighs about 15 to 22 lbs. Howler monkeys are mammals that live in tropical regions of Central and South America. When a howler monkey screams at dawn or dusk, the din can be heard from 3 miles (5 kilometers) away. These extremely loud monkeys are the biggest of all New World monkeys. The howler monkey uses its tail as an extra arm to swing or even hang on a tree. These primates hardely ever touch the ground. The howler monkeys main diet is usally leaves.

Howler monkeys have beards and long, thick hair which may be black, brown, or red. The red howler species is the most common, but it is often targeted by hunters eager for bushmeat. Other species of howler monkey may be critically endangered over sections of their ranges.