New Holiday

From now on, there will be a NEW holiday, one to celabrate the awesome monkeys. This holiday will be called Monkey Time. Monkey Time will be celabrated by worshiping moknkeys from the second Monday of July and goes on for a week.

If monkeys were to be exctinct

If monkeys were to die out:
The world would be int all out war
Chuck Norris would be weak
The Sun would be eaten by ants
And the universe would be bored and commit suicide.

(probably)